You Might Be a Teacher If...

I saw this somewhere and thought it was very funny (and true), so I'd like to share!


You Are A Teacher When:
1. You can hear 22 voices behind you and know exactly the one that belongs to the child out of line.
2. You get a secret thrill out of laminating something.
3. You have 22 people accidentally call you "mommy" at one time or another.
4. You can eat a multi-course meal in under fifteen minutes.
5. You want to slap the next person who says "Must be nice to work 7:15 to 3:15 and have summers off."
6. You believe caffeine is a food group.
7. You can tell if it is a full moon without even looking outside.
8. You feel the urge to talk to strange children and correct their behavior when you are out in public.
9. You spend more money on school stuff than you do anything else in your life.
10. You are secretly addicted to hand sanitizer.
and finally,
11. You understand instantaneously why a child behaves a certain way after meeting his or her parents.